If you are ever in the Detroit area and are craving on some Chinese food, let me recommend Kong Kow on Michigan Avenue in the east end of Dearborn, just west of the Detroit border. Kong Kow is an old-school, throwback Chinese restaurant run by a husband and wife. The wife is LOUD. She cannot talk softly. If you don't grin when you hear her, you aren't human, hence the nickname, "Loud Chinese".
Audio clips:
Loud Chinese #1 The Lunch Gang arrives at Kong Kow
Loud Chinese #2
Loud Chinese #3
Kong Kow (Loud Chinese)
13337 Michigan Avenue
Dearborn, MI 48126-3540
(313) 581-5576
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Friday, March 05, 2010
This Week in Softball - The Cabin Fever Edition
Gypsies...tramps and thieves, Sidney Crosby haters, rugby players from Arkansas, German dudes that import frieight and guys named Tim...
Welcome to This Week in Softball - The Cabin Fever Edition
Hello people.
For those of you who were not available to attend last night's Cabin Fever Beer Swilling, we here at TWIS thought we'd provide you with a much-needed, informative recap of the night's festivites.
WHO IS THAT MAN?
Last night our man Dugger was bragging about his abilities on the tennis and raquetball courts. It seems he has joined the Dearborn Racquet & Health Club and fancies himself some kind of semi-pro on the court. He let us all know how he beat Jeff, 6-3 and 4-3 (the set was shortened due to the old men being tired) in Tennis and how he is in a Racquetball League. It was also disclosed that he gets beat in racquetball nearly every week by guys as old as 68 years old. The conversation, fueled by 8 buckets of beer, escalated, when Schmenge mentioned he played tennis in high school. Dugger replied to this with the scalding statement, "Schmenge, I didn't know you had an athletic bone in your body!". From there it was on. Look for the "Schmenge - Dugger Tennis Match" soon. This is huge. It'll be like Billie Jean King vs. Bobby Riggs II, only really gay. We have attached another picture of what these two participants will look like on the court. Stay tuned for details as this tennis match WILL happen.
Welcome to This Week in Softball - The Cabin Fever Edition
Hello people.
For those of you who were not available to attend last night's Cabin Fever Beer Swilling, we here at TWIS thought we'd provide you with a much-needed, informative recap of the night's festivites.
WHO IS THAT MAN?
Our man Jeff "Jump" Smith walked into the KofC last night and went virtually unnoticed due to the shaving off of his decades-old goatee. Proc looked at him and said, "That guy looks like Jeffy. Oh, its not him.". Dave responded, "Its Jeff!!!". Shock and awe took over. Gone was the facial hair he has had since age 14. It was quite disturbing and almost surreal. Later Schmenge came in and sat down at the table and had no idea it was Jeff. We here at TWIS have attached a picture of an artist's rendering of how the new, madeover, Jeff, sans glasses and facial hair, might look to you if you would've been there to see him.
TENNIS ANYONE?
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WAS THAT DIETER?
We were also joined last night by Mister Jim "K"ramer, ladies and gentlmen. Jim brought along a dude from their company, Kuehne-Nagle, named Yjorn (we here at TWIS were buzzed last night and know we are spelling this wrong). Anyhow, Yjorn reminded us of the dude Dieter from the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets!" (Now we dance!). As the night concluded, Yjorn the German bonded with Schmenge the Swede and will be attending Schmenge's IRISH St. Patty's Day Party on the 19th. You know its good times when Germany, Sweden, Ireland and the USA get their party on. Pic of Yjorn attached.
Thank you to Jeffro Bardelli for buying us beers last night even though he wasn't there.
Thanks to Focker for the cigar(s).
And thanks to the Indian bastage that called Proc at the bar and made him go back into work for awhile.
Its been a long winter boys. Spring and the Schmenge-Dugger Tennis Match can't come soon enough.
Anybody want to play softball?
-PROC
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
"For, lo, the winter is past, The rain is over and gone; The flowers appear on the earth; The time of the singing of birds is come, And the voice of the turtle is heard in our land."
This is a biblical quote that long-time, Detroit Tigers radio announcer, Ernie Harwell would say at the start of the first, Spring Training game. It evokes some pretty good memories for me and makes me think of warmer weather and baseball. Ernie's health is failing and he doesn't have alot of time left. He's been a gem of a man and one whose voice was synonomous with baseball in Detroit.
God bless ya, Ernie.
Let the baseball season commence...Play Ball!
This is a biblical quote that long-time, Detroit Tigers radio announcer, Ernie Harwell would say at the start of the first, Spring Training game. It evokes some pretty good memories for me and makes me think of warmer weather and baseball. Ernie's health is failing and he doesn't have alot of time left. He's been a gem of a man and one whose voice was synonomous with baseball in Detroit.
God bless ya, Ernie.
Let the baseball season commence...Play Ball!
Monday, March 01, 2010
Olympic hockey and the worst closing ceremony ever
Congratulations go out to Team Canada on their win over Team USA, 3-2 in overtime. Unfortunately the USA lost, but it didn't diminish what a great game it was . But, why did the winning goal have to be scored by cry-baby Sidney Crosby. Ugh. I still haven't gotten over his whining the past two Stanley Cup Finals (GO WINGS!). When Zach Parise of the USA scored the tying goal with 24 seconds left, you could hear 33 million Canadians stabbing themselves in the gut.
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Later in the evening, the closing ceremonies took place. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Dancing Mounties? Floating Beavers? I was embarassed for Canada to see it. And since when is an aging, bloated, Captain Kirk, er, William Shatner, considered enough of a national hero, that he is given time to talk in the closing ceremonies. Ugh. You mean Doug and Bob McKenzie weren't available? And when Michael J. Fox said that he has lived in the states for three decades but is still really Canadian, I was dumbfounded. Get someone who lives there full time to speak.
Later in the evening, the closing ceremonies took place. It was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Dancing Mounties? Floating Beavers? I was embarassed for Canada to see it. And since when is an aging, bloated, Captain Kirk, er, William Shatner, considered enough of a national hero, that he is given time to talk in the closing ceremonies. Ugh. You mean Doug and Bob McKenzie weren't available? And when Michael J. Fox said that he has lived in the states for three decades but is still really Canadian, I was dumbfounded. Get someone who lives there full time to speak.
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